Look at me: I am gloriously single and perfectly happy.
That’s bullshit, I’m bloody melancholic at the moment, but not because I’m single—just because the bloke that I fancy is busy being un-single with someone else.
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- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
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(Source: valeria0697)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TLAT SHOULD BE CANON =((
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idk i think the great thing about the internet is that like if you want to learn something
it’s just there
you can just learn it
and if you’re willing to break some laws you can learn it all for free
literally all of the knowledge at the world is at our fingertips
but instead of learning it we blog about food and cats
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- Katniss Everdeen: Girl On Fire
- Peeta Mellark: Boy With Bread
- Their Child: Toast
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when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
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